Friday, October 9, 2009
Disembarkation and Home
At precisely 8:30 am we vacated our cabin. The cabin stewardess was patiently waiting with her nose to our door to fumigate, desand, and debug our suite for the next guests, and we waited just as patiently in the Observation Lounge for our transfer from Puerto Caldera to San Jose where we will be put up in the Camino Real Intercontinental Hotel for our 10 am flight tomorrow to Dallas.
At precisely 9:45 am the expedition staff leave their gazebo to load our luggage which had been sitting in the 90 degree F (-14 C, I believe) heat on the door. (The staff needed to be in the shade to be able to wave to each and every guests as they disembarked the ship in small groups from 8 am on). The luggage was warm to the touch, and the Godiva chocolates--15 days worth of evenings, you know--and we boarded a bus for a 2 1/2 hour "1 1/4 hour" drive over the coastal mountains to the outskirts of San Jose, the capital city of Costa Rica. A tour guide for the transfer bus who was briefed by the Costa Rican Chamber of Commerce, extolled the virtues of Socialism and Democracy. He told us that there was 4.7% unemployment, free first 2 hours of cell phones, free 200 KW-HR of electricity, and maybe he said 2 free brothel visits each month for all citizens, but I had become distracted by the wonderful inland scenery. The guide lost steam after a while and retired to the LOCKED drivers cab where he apparently continued his narrative to the driver only since we made lots of apparently wrong turns and endless circles past beautiful homes behind chain link fences with barbed wire on the top. No doubt the first 100 feet of which is supplied free each month by the government.
We arrived at the very imposing Intercontinental, checked out the gigantic shopping mall across the street, and then settled in for a couple of Imperial cervazas and a typically Costa Rican meal of sushi, teryaki, and tempora at one of the hotel's restaurants.
Wednesday, 7 October 2009 - Boulder, CO
Flights home went on time (except for American Airlines posting a one hour delay for about one hour and then rescinding it and leaving Dallas on schedule).
Super but exhausting cruise with my trying to do both Silversea and expedition activities (i.e., eating fine meals, drinking fine booze, and then having to ride Zodiacs and get muddy). Oh well, someone has to do it. Looking forward to Sydney to Hong Kong via Indonesia, Singapore and Vietnam in January. Stay tuned.
MB 9 Oct 09
The Walk Not Taken But Monkeys Later
The planned "expedition" for the morning was another walk in a rainforest. Lots of people signed up a few days ago but after the "moderate hike in the rainforest" switched to the afternoon Mangrove Boat Ride. (What a mangrove boat is, I do not know).
We took a now familiar theme park like Costa Rican ecotourism small boat through the mangroves where a very enthusiastic docent pointed out the various abundant wildlife. Very enthusiastic I say as he described every snail, lizard, bird, or tree for heaven's sake as "beautiful." First he pointed out small crabs, then familiar birds, then "very rare" sightings of (beautiful) birds and snakes, and then he said as we approached the end of the 2 hour tour was that we lacked seeing was monkeys. Oh horrors. But sure enough, just as Disney would have done it, as we approached the dock at the parking lot there was a troupe of capulin monkeys all over the trees on both sides of the river, doing monkey things. The guide was besides himself about this "unusual event", as he said, until we noticed the cages and food supplies put in that spot to encourage the monkeys to remain in the very area. Even the not working guides were standing on the dock pointing at the more or less tame monkeys who were not going away from their human generated food supplies. Costa Rica, except for the "moderate hike" is show business, but nice I suppose, but it's easy to worry about the condos and retired North American folks who will crowd the wildlife into smaller and smaller true theme parks.
For all it's worth, I did think that the the Emberra village in Panama was legitimate, but with a government school and some telecommunications they were not quite as wild as they appeared to us. The loin cloths were brand new as was the paint tattoos, no doubt donned (and partially discarded) for our visit. I suspect a lot of western garb would have been visible on a normal day, and as they become more and more of an "attraction" for eco-tourists.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
A Very Wet National Park
A Most Unaccessible Orchid Garden
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
On a Desert Island with 5 Advanced Degreed Experts
Just spent a number of hours on a half acre island off Panama. We
looked at hundreds of hermit crabs, snorkeled, walked on the beach
(for the 50 feet of it since it covered just half of the island
around), and came back to the ship at 1:30, just before the dining
room closed for lunch. (The beef short ribs went well with the iced
tea or was it a crisp white wine, a food fashion risk.) Most of the
other 49 guests went on a hike in the mud with the bird guy while we
snorkeled. So we had a marine biologist assigned just to me, an
anthropologist to act as life guard, and the assistant cruise director
running a "rescue" Zodiac, just in case--JUST FOR TWO OF US. Oh, the
way of the traveler is so, so difficult.
No pix for this stop. Still taking sand out of my swim shorts. Got
yesterday's shoes back after calling the Reception Desk and just
having to say, "The butler took our shoes." She started laughing very
loudly and asked, "I bet you want them back. I'll call him and make
your request." I'm glad I didn't tell him to jump over the railing.
Then we wouldn't have ever gotten the shoes back.
Whoops, tea time. Gotta go. Ciao.
PS. The Captain came with us on the Zodiac to the tiny island. We
paddled a plastic imitation Kayak, but tried to look very regal. Then
the three Chinese laundry men appeared for probably their first R&R
since Greenland. They each sat in other plastic kayaks which were
sitting on the sand but didn't go into the water. Then they build a
sand mound and put a sea shell (without crab) on the top of it. Boy,
these guys know how to party. Now, our laundry will be late. Oh well.
Embera Village Trek

Thursday 1 October 2009 - Darien Jungle, Panama